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Jumat, 14 Maret 2014

Poem Poeman of Hujan (Sundanglish VS Javanglish)

Versi Sunda nya (konon versi originalnya)

Today, the mendung is ngagayot on the sky...
the guludug sound jedar jeder,
the lightning ngajorelat many times
my popoe'an is haliber up to my window katiup the wind
the trees pelenad pelenod almost fall
the rain sound pepeletokan on the roof
it's very danger..!!
                                                                              
I miss you so much my junjungan heart
Now, I'm afraid culanguk alone, while sitting in my room
instead of culang cileung alone, I heard sound of klenang kleneng
I'm getting curinghak, 
I checked it out
damn...it was hot bajigur seller..!!
then...I call him sataker kebek to buy it and suruput it until koredas.
now....I'm heavily seubeuh, feeling awesome.


Versi Jawa nya 

This bengi, the mendung is gumandul on the sky
the gluduks sound jlegar jleger like mercon
the lightning mak clorot many times
my memean is miber up to my window because kesebul the wind
the trees geal geol also almost fall
the rain sound gembrojog nang nduwure roof
it is very mbebayani..!! 

now i'm afraid alone turon turon in my room
instead of lenger lenger alone, i heard sound of klenengan
i'm getting curigo, 
i checked it out 
damn... it was hot wedang jahe seller.!! 
I'm running jumpalitan to the wedang jahe seller. 
then I call him and tuku sak mug beg, then i sruput it until entek. 
now i'm heavily mblenger, Cheers...!!

AYO NGGUYUH cerito wong SUROBOYO telpon KFC

Telfon Pertama

Tomo : halloo...Kaepsi ?
KFC : iya, ada yg bisa di bantu?
Tomo : ayame jik onok gak?
KFC : masih ada pak...(Dengan nada sopan)
Tomo : njajal gowoen mrene, ayok di du ambek pithek'ku...!!!
KFC : hah.....???>-X_X-<

Telfon Kedua...

Tomo : hallooo...kaepsi?
KFC : iya...
Tomo : delivery order?
KFC : iya...
Tomo : 24jam?
KFC : iya...
Tomo : Oooh guendenggg..., koen gak tau turu ta???
KFC : hah...???>-X_X-<

Telfon Ketiga....

Tomo : hallooo...kaepsi?
KFC : iya, ini bapak yang tadi ya...??? ada apa lagi pak?
Tomo : ayam onok?
KFC : ada pak...
Tomo : sego?
KFC : ada pak...
Tomo : es krim?
KFC : ada pak...
Tomo : burger.. burger...?
KFC : ada! banyak! komplit!! (ambek mrengut...)
Tomo : jik onok kabeh??? Daganganmu gak payu ta???
KFC : hah....(Mangkel)>-X_X-<


Telfon Keempat

Tomo : hallooo.. Kaepsi?
KFC : koen manehhh..., kate lapo koen hah???
Tomo : hee..., aku kate pesen cokkk, yo wis gak sido ae nek ngunu...
KFC : oh iya, maaf pak...! mau pesen apa pak?
Tomo : tahu campur siji, seng pedes yo..., ambek lontong balap'e siji pedes sisan.
KFC : hah....??? Kok guoblokkk temen se koen...!!!


Telfon Kelima

Tomo : hallooo..kaepsi ??
KFC : iki mesti koen maneh, kate lapo maneh iki??
Tomo : jange pesen ayam cok!!! mosok pesen semen?!?!?!
KFC : oh iya pak! Selain ayam apa lagi?
Tomo : ayam karo sego!!! tapi mbungkuse engkok dipisah yo?! nek di dadekno siji engkok sego'ne di cucuk'i ambek pithek'e cak...
KFC : woooiii... wong gendeng... jancok... matamu suwek... cangkem'mu asu...?!!! H∂∂...[\Glowing] H∂∂...


*copas dari wong Suroboyo
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